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Thursday, December 14, 2006

♥ 8:42 AM

heres an update on the christmas list.

1. Money - Done
2. BMW 330i
3. Couch
4. TV (27-36) - Done
5. Trip to Vegas
6. $500 Abercrombie gift card
7. $500 American Eagle gift card
8. Tiffany & Co. bracelet
9. Falcon tickets
10. Laker tickets
11. Christmas Sex
12. Puma Shoes
13. Xbox 360 games
14. White Kobe #24 jersey
15. White/black or white silver Kobe #8 jersey
16. Portugal Cristiano Ronaldo jersey
17. NBA All Star tickets
18. Dere-on Hoodie
19. Christina Aguilera/Danity Kane tickets
20. $500 Wal-Mart gift card
21. DVDs - Done
22. DVD player
23. Money
24. Money
25. Money

if you want to get me something my email is britney_ryan_2003@yahoo.com. i check that daily so you dont have to worry about me not responding or whatever. OH AND PLEASE DONT SEND ME SPAM I GET ENOUGH.

okay moving on. so i was reading The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book and i read something i found funny.

ive seen it before but its been awhile so yea.

10 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Then Sex

1. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
2. You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
3. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
4. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
5. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench or desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
6. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
7. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
8. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
9. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
10. With chocolate, size doesn't matter

haha i love that too bad im not a really big chocolate eater. some of it is too sweet and im picky when i eat it. it cant be too cold or too warm.

okay so then i found another one.

Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex

1. When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're having sex and you catch something, that's bad.
2. Fish don't compare you to other fisherman and don't want to know how many other fish you have caught.
3. In fishing you lie about the one that got away. With sex you lie about the one you caught.
4. You can catch and release a fish without having to lie and promise to still be friends after you've let it go.
5. You don't have to change your line to keep catching fish.
6. You can catch a fish on a twenty-cent night crawler. If you want to catch a woman you're talking at least dinner and a movie.
7. Fish don't mind if you fall asleep while you're fishing.

im on a really bad sleeping pattern right now i dont know how i do it but i know sooner or later its gonna hit me really hard and im gonna get sick again. basically lately ive been staying up really late and then waking up really early. in the past 3 nights my sleeping pattern has been sleep from 3 am to 7 am. then i stay up all the way and deal with my niece, family, soccer, etc. im drained but im like the energizer bunny. i just cant get sick though its christmas i need to enjoy it.

oh yea so this is kinda of the first year that im sending out christmas cards. i figure that since i have nothing else to do with my time i might as well just spend it writing cards to people wishing them a merry christmas and all that jazzy stuff. i think i mailed out like 15-20 cards and i still have some people to do but i ran out of stamps. haha i should put coil of stamp on my christmas list.

ugh i feel like im slacking on christmas cause last year when i went on vacation i started christmas shopping in october but this year its like 11 more days and i got like uh 3 people who i probably wont see till the 26/27. ugh money is so tight right now i need to marry a rich 65 year old who will just give me money and save me from repaying him through sex haha im joking (sorry mom i know you raised me better).

okay well thats long enough and i gotta figure out what im gonna get people for christmas on a budget lol.

Brit